The great paradox of the writer’s life is how much time he spends alone trying to connect with other people. ~ Betsy Lerner

What I need

Monday, June 11th, 2007

I’ve seen this on a few blogs and thought I’d try it out here. Since I was having a low moment last night, I thought that I’d ask the universe (via google) what I need. I did not make this up!

PJ needs:

More comment love
you can never have enough of that

To be outed
but I’m not gay - honest!

A shredder
identity fraud is no joke

Help!
yeah, and?

Exorcism
it’s not that bad, yet

To figure out what her name is
I know it, just don’t wanna use it

More credit

Information

A hit
of/on?

to get [her] lazy ass and go to Dragon tail ‘07
sounds like fun

a ride tonight from Merillville Indiana at 7pm
I’ve missed that ride, story of my life

Clarence
who?

To leave the house (and go back to nursery school) ouch

Aspirin
why, thank you!

a new home
I wouldn’t say no
A BREAK

to stop flogging a dead horse

prayer
too late for that

tips for buying a new PC
never!

to get in touch with her feminine side

some good ole PJ juice

to stop reading her own press
but I’m the only one who writes my press

to relax

a rest

a viking hat
WTF!

more slaps

to use more mainstream tactics

to read Ayn Rand

no stinkin’ vacation!!

a cello player in the band

to smarten up

to lace em’ up again

to select a lawyer to represent her

to go soak in the hot tub. Either that or go get a massage!

to be lowered
??

to realise that the days of an 80min hooker are coming to an end

to make something original…….not retread things

a hat to keep warm

a rider

a guy who’s into sports
nah

8 Responses to “What I need”

  1. AvatarBV
    1

    How does this work?

  2. AvatarPJ
    2

    Just search using “[your name] needs” on google and see what comes up.

  3. AvatarLillian The Ponderer
    3

    Clearly I mostly need nursing homes and guesthouses - quite disturbing really! :shock:

  4. AvatarBV
    4
  5. Avatarshishyboo
    5

    not one for meme’s usually but i like the sound of this one! can i play too?

  6. AvatarPJ
    6

    Go ahead and enjoy the joys of Google magic.

  7. AvatarPJ
    7

    Did you happen to meet my Doppelgänger :roll:

  8. AvatarMel
    8

    When feeling down you can ask for comfort at http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html but I suspect they say the same thing to all the gals. But hey, just believe what they say because it’s true anyway. Can I have a prize now?

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