News Roundup

Friday, June 29th, 2007

A bomb was found in the Haymarket area of central London at about 2am this morning. Fortunately the device was discovered and made safe before anyone could be hurt.

London car-bomb

I will never understand how people could decide to commit mass murder in order to achieve an aim or to further a cause, but these terrorists will not stop me from living my life.

Blair’s farewell kiss to the nation.

Blair

Will Gordon Brown replace Blair as Bush’s gimp? Time will tell. Does anyone remember that Blair’s original New Labour anthem was that cheesy dance tune, “Things can only get better”? Unfortunately that sentiment still applies after 10 years of his government. I’m not a political animal so I won’t go into details here. Where’s Dr Monkey when you need him?

So the Spice Girls have reunited? Whatever for? Aren’t they rich enough already?

Spice Girls

And Paris Hilton’s out of jail… again.

Paris Hilton

And one brave newsreader refuses to report the story. You go girl - lighter!

3 Responses to “News Roundup”

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    Nicholas:

    If you can be convinced, or convince yourself, that the people you kill don’t matter, and that there is an afterlife where you will actually be rewarded for committing mass murder, then you will gladly kill to achieve your political aims, and what’s more you will believe that you are doing a good thing.

    Who are the Spice Girls?

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    Dr. Monkey:

    Sorry I’m late, but here I am. And just so you know, I got it bad bad bad for Scary Spice. I could care less if she did just have Eddie’s baby. I’d love to zigga zigga ahhh her and make two become one.

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    J.D.:

    Oh, that explains it. It went back in time. Yeah. Apparently.

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