Rage against the pristine
Tuesday, September 4th, 2007I had 3 days annual leave from work last week, which gave me about a week and a half off work in total due to my part-time regime. As I had no money and the time off was a last-minute decision I didn’t go anywhere exciting. Most days I just dossed around the house, watching telly, blogging and eating crap (as usual). The days just merged into one long solo slumber party. I did leave the house a few times, though I can’t remember why now.
And I bet that you guys didn’t notice much of a difference. I’m still a damn lazy blogger. I don’t know why you even bother to read this blog: it’s not as funny as Dr M or ES, as aesthetic as BV, as inspiring as SW or AV or AW or LS, as informed as AGD, as sexy as NoS, nor as dismal as that spineless JMC (thank godness). I’m not even a superhero like CI. For a so-called “aspiring writer” I’m not writing much, even my blog posts are rarely more than 100 words.
Oh I know, you just come here for the Sunday soft-porn show - you filthy perverts.
Sorry, I wasn’t supposed to write all of that. Last Thursday I was in such a massive rage, it was bubbling in my stomach like a fizzy lake of acid at the base of a volcano. I swallowed it and gave you all a chance to be rude instead, but as usual the bile which I kept inside still leaked out in tiny puddles of mean (like now, in case you didn’t realise - and I have NOT wet myself!).
You really don’t want me to let it all out at once. I’ve never actually completely lost my temper or released my rage. I think the free world would probably end at that moment. I would turn into some kind of mythological beast and terrorise you all with my two heads and razor-sharp fangs. I would demand daily sacrifices of the young and firm of every land, starting with Paris Hilton and Britney J-Lo. I would vanquish my enemies with fireballs (you first J.D.).
I’d probably look a bit like this, though not as pretty:
So you had all better keep me sweet. Agreed?
And by the way, I hate you all. 
1:47 am on 4-Sep-07
Well, maybe TUR needs to shut her mouth before JMC calls the Atomic Monkey Special Forces Squad… so hah.8:56 pm on 5-Sep-07
Inspiring? My blog? I can’t see it! But thank you. I’m glad someone’s getting something from my nonsensical ramblings on life, writing (allbeit not much) and a job that I hate. I sometimes question myself why I blog. But I like ranting!
I read other people’s blog cos I’m a nosy wee thing! Reading about other people’s lives takes me away from the troubles of my own for a short while.
4:47 am on 6-Sep-07
Stay sweet, sweetie! I’d hate to picture spunky and awesome PJ pasty, white and molesty. By the way if you ever need to talk or just vent feel free to email me I’m a good listener.
You are adorable and your blog rules!
9:55 pm on 6-Sep-07
Sometimes it’s healthy to get it all off your chest. Thanks A.W and Becca.
J.D. Bring it on toad-boy