The great paradox of the writer’s life is how much time he spends alone trying to connect with other people. ~ Betsy Lerner

Hooker Love

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

Your Love Life is Like Pretty Woman


“I want the fairy tale”

You believe that love is truly blind, unpredictable, and surprising. Two very different people can easily find true love.
At least, that is how it will happen when you marry a gorgeous billionaire someday ;-)

Your love style: Sensual and flirty

Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Surprisingly happy

7 Responses to “Hooker Love”

  1. AvatarJ.D.
    1

    I KNEW IT!!!!! :mrgreen:

    I’m Titanic. Yeah. :twisted:

  2. AvatarBV
    2

    That should be “You’re Pretty Woman. You believe a woman is a whore, till a rich man validates her.”

  3. Avatarchina blue
    3

    “The Princess Bride: Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.”
    For you, love is like a fairy tale - albeit a fairly twisted one.
    You believe romance is all about loyalty, fate, and a good big of goofy fun.

    Your love style: Idealistic yet quirky
    Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Perfectly romantic”

    CB Translation: You will marry a funny, sweet, caring troll.

  4. AvatarYoung Miss Williams
    4

    I got the same as you! x

  5. AvatarPJ
    5
    Author Comment

    J.D.: makes sense, of course you’d epitomise the myth of hubris - when you invoke the wrath of the goddess you’re doomed to perish. And I’m not a whore! Even if I were, you’d never be able to afford me, and my pimps Samurai Frog and Dr Monkey would kick your bony ass.

    BV: I don’t think that at all. My answers were more about believing in love against the odds.

    CB: My favourite film! Maybe you’ll end up with a cute Shrekish bloke.

    Young Miss: you’re back (again) - and why am I not surprised at your result?!

  6. AvatarBV
    6

    Precisely why is one of the eternal mysteries to me, but many women seem to support that film as some kind of Cinderella story. Please. If you think about it clearly…

  7. AvatarJ.D.
    7

    Yeah, you wish my ass was bony, Madama Bastardessa. :razz:

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